Have we got some good news for you!

But first, let's welcome and bid au revoir to our new official taster and Director of Marketing, Tyler Whittaker III. 

Tyler has already eaten, 'r, tasted, twenty-four gallons of ice cream and pronounced it all excellent except for the Peanut Brickle. Not that it was bad ice cream, per se, but he just can't stand Peanut Brickle. He agreed to market it anyway, but without enthusiasm. ("Its terrible! But you'll probably like it.") 

On the other hand, he thinks very highly of the Chocolate, Vanilla, Coffee, Fudge Swirl, Pistachio, Rum Raisin, Rocky Road, Chocolate Marshmallow, Butter Almond, Cherry Vanilla, Cookie Dough, Strawberry, and so on and so on. These he planned to market very enthusiastically indeed: "Man, do I love this stuff! You will too. Have more."

Unfortunately, his mother just put him on a strict health food diet until he loses the excess weight gained as our taster, so we've been forced to let him go until further notice. The picture above was taken before we hired him. As of now, we'd need a bigger camera. 

Good luck, pal. Hurry back, we've just got some new Cotton Candy Confetti and Cappuccino Toffee we want you to try.

Now, on to other news:

Our new freezers have been installed and are freezing the hell out of our heavenly products...